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Aloha Federal Stimulus Money

How does the 2009 Stimulus package passed by Congress impact Hawaii? I decided to follow the money.

Over one billion dollars will flow from the Federal coffers to Hawaii, according to Hawaii Congresswomen Mazie Hirono’s official website. On the site, Hirono points out that “There are no earmarks in this bill.” Well, that’s a relief. Adding little earmarks to a giant earmark package would be downright insulting.

The spending breakdown by program follows, as explained by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. I’ve highlighted the recipients in Hawaii garnering the largest chunks–those receiving nine digit figures. If you’re math challenged, this means upwards of hundreds of millions of dollars each.

Program

Total

Highway Infrastructure Investment
125,746,380
Transit Capital Grants
43,837,375
Fixed Guideway Modernization
254,793
Clean Water State Revolving Fund
30,823,600
Drinking Water State Revolving Fund
19,651,000
State Fiscal Stabilization Fund
194,647,000
Title I Grants
44,549,091
IDEA Part B State Grants
39,925,000
IDEA Part C for Hawaii
1,764,000
Child Care Development Block Grants
6,448,716
Education Technology (ESEA, Title II-D)
3,145,000
Head Start
2,098,853
Dept. of Education Vocational Rehabilitation
1,908,253
National School Lunch Program Equipment
337,053
McKinney-Vento Act Grants for Homeless Students
115,000
Dept. of Labor State Employment Service Grants
1,452,568
Dept. of Labor Dislocated Workers State Grants
2,126,080
Dept. of Labor Adult State Grants
1,246,875
Dept. of Labor Youth State Grants
2,947,500
Medicaid Assistance
360,000,000
Prevention and Wellness Fund
1,000,000
Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program
105,978,167
Homelessness Prevention Fund
6,214,095
Senior Meals Programs
500,000
Emergency Food Assistance Program
305,717
Emergency Food and Shelter Program
163,399
Community Services Block Grants
5,035,955
Community Development Block Grants
4,141,025
Public Housing Capital Fund
16,327,493
HOME Program (HUD)
9,553,589
State Energy Program
25,868,000
Weatherization Assistance
4,416,289
Byrne Justice Assistance Grants
10,759,137
Violence against Women Grants
1,195,789
Internet Crimes against Children Grants
1,113,360
Crime Victims Compensation and Assistance
269,221

Total

$1,075,865,373

No Health Insurance, Taking Dog’s Medicine

As politicians eagerly point out, about 40 million Americans do not have health insurance. I am among them. As a self-employed and generally healthy writer health insurance is not affordable, unless I don’t mind not eating. So I don’t have health coverage and haven’t for years now. No big deal most days.

While ringing in 2009, there was also a ringing in my ears. It was coming from a sinus infection that I picked up recently while on the Mainland. It’s winter’s gift that keeps on giving. Now back in Hawaii, I am taking a litany of over-the-counter remedies–from antihistamines, to cough medicine, to tea tree oil–but the infection is getting worse.  My cough has become productive, which in medical speak means that I’m coughing up yellow stuff. Gross.

Rather than shell out $5oo for an emergency room visit last night or $200 for an urgent care appointment today, I rummaged through my refrigerator to see what leftovers I might have from previous health crises. I hit pay dirt when I found my dog, Poky’s, extra bottle of 500-mg amoxicillin capsules. (His vet suggested keeping a bottle in reserve because of all of his curious adventuring, but that’s another story.)

I compared the label on Poky’s green bottle with an older, empty orange bottle of amoxicillin that I still had from a tooth infection a few months ago. The instructions were nearly identical, except that Poky was to take one capsule twice a day versus three times a day for me. A quick Google search revealed that the generic manufcturer, Teva, made them both. My dog’s prescription had cost $5 plus a $50 vet visit. My Rx, now long gone, had cost $8 plus a $100 dentist visit.

I’ve already taken two capsules of my dog’s amoxycillin. So far, so good. No ill effects, and I am beginning to breathe a little easier. In case you’re think of doing the same, I don’t recomend it. This is not medical advice. However, it’s cheaper for my dog to get health care than it is for me. And in 2009, this will be an issue to watch.

Rainy Season Kicks Off in Hawaii

It’s that time of year again. I’m not talking about returning holiday gifts or scooping up retail bargains. It’s rainy season in Hawaii.

Like most Decembers, 2008 did not disappoint. While everyone on the Mainland wonders if they’ll have a white Christmas, here in Hawaii residents wonder if they’ll have power. Recent deluges have flooded our roads and yards, leaving many–like a million people on the island of Oahu–without power for several days. Blackouts in December signal that our wet season has arrived.

(My street turns into a river this time of year. )

It’s also the time of year when I gloat. While Barack Obama rushed out the buy a generator, I remained comfortably plugged into my off-the-grid solar power system. Didn’t have to get my slippers wet or stand in long lines. Never mind that I can’t use a hair dryer or hot plate because of my system’s limitations. The fact that I don’t pay a power bill–ever–far outweighs such minor inconveniences.

Obama may be our president-elect, but he and others in line with him at the Mart can still learn a thing or two about sustainable living–like how not to be dragged into the mud by their reliance on unsustainable energy. This isn’t rocket science, Obama, just one decision: use alternatives to fossil fuels.