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Fat and Happy Together?

A  study published recently in the journal Obesity shows that people in romantic relationships are more likely to become fat. The researchers analyzed two large sets of data to spot the correlation. They found that couples who lived together for two or more years were more likely to overeat at meal times, exercise less and plop down on the couch more than singles or people not living with a romantic partner. So is there now hard evidence to back up the cliche of being fat and happy?

Fat and happy together?

There’s certainly data showing we’re getting fatter as a state and nation. Hawaii has one of the highest rates of obesity in the US. In 2004 (the latest State data), the State Department of Health reports that 49.5% of people living in Hawaii are either overweight or obese. In case you weren’t following, that’s half the population here. Worse, obesity rates in Hawaii have been increasing over the past ten years, just like those on the Mainland. The US Centers for Disease Control (CDC) reports that in 2007, 21.7% of Hawaii residents were obese (excluding those who are overweight).

There’s also data to suggest that people may be happier with their relationships. CDC divorce statistics show that the divorce rate has decreased over the past ten years, down to 3.6 per 1,000 people in 2007 from 4.0 per 1,000 people in 2000 — just as the obesity rate has increased.

In Hawaii, divorce trends are equally rosy, with the rates declining to under 3.7 per 1,000 people in 2002 (The last year reported — Hawaii and a few other states no longer report divorce data to the CDC.) However, marriage rates are also declining, making it slightly more complicated to tease out why there are now fewer divorces in the US. But recent data suggest that when couples move in and get fat, they tend to stay together — right there on the couch in front of the TV with some ice cream.

Natural teeth whitener removes bathtub stains, spares reefs

My dental hygienist kindly offered me this tip at my last cleaning: to keep teeth whiter between visits, brush once a month with a mixture of baking soda (tsp) and hydrogen peroxide (1 cap full). These compounds when mixed together remove coffee and tea stains from teeth naturally. Turns out baking soda comes from a mixture of calcium carbonate (shells or limestone) and sodium chloride (good ‘ole table salt). So I’ve been following her advice, and it works. My teeth are whiter for pennies. (Disclaimer: this is not medical advice.)

Happy with my whiter teeth, I wanted to take a nice hot bath after a long day of moving into a new house, but the bathtub was severely stained. It looked like about five years of thick yellowish soap scum. Gross. When I leaned in close to see how bad it was, I noticed some scratch marks on the fiberglass surround from where previous tenants had scrubbed ineffectively, possibly with a Brillo pad, and gave up. I wondered if the baking soda hydrogen peroxide mix would clean these stains, like it had cleaned my teeth.

With nothing to lose but yucky scum, I mixed up a bowl full of the mix and spread it on thick. After letting the mix stand and work for half an hour, I came back with a regular kitchen sponge to investigate the results. It took a little elbow scrubbing power, particularly in the corners, but all those gross stains came off. The tub surround was about 10 shades lighter, even better than the results on my teeth.

Best part is that I didn’t wash any toxic chemicals down the drain. Here in Hawaii, a lot of what goes down the drain eventually finds its way to the ocean and kills fish. Even though I wanted a hot bath in a clean tub, I didn’t want to kill a living reef to do it. A bonus suprise was that my hands and nails were fine afterward, no rashes or burns like with standard store cleaners.