The warning labels on some aerial fireworks boxes read like poetry. Here are a few of my favorites from this past New Year’s Eve.
Shoots flaming balls and reports
Carefully read cautions on side panel
Panoramic red, green and blue
bursts, accented by sizzling streams
of crackling extending out in all
This 500-gram cake is a giga-gorgeous show of white tails
to white glitter alternating with golden comet tails to golden
glittering willows. The finale is quickened whistling tails to delayed
sparkling and red and green crackling palms. 38 shots.